Screen Time Champion Prints

I'm so glad we set aside these evenings for 'family' time.

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

Computer screen reads 'You again'

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

I should probably get out more.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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