Screen Time Superstar Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I should probably get out more.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Free Little Library

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.