Screen Time Survivor Pillows

"Darling you look so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the phone."

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

A bull which has seen red.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

Facebook's business model

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"I've got an app for that."

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

Man with an enormous TV