Screen-time Striver Pillows

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Child hooking into a television

Soccer kids texting

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Facebook's business model

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"What are you doing?"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

Hiding From Social Media

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'