Screen Time Escapist Pillows

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'My mom is punishing me by making me play outside for a week!'

Hiding From Social Media

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"He's an indoor cat."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Modern camping

Free Little Library

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Deposit phones here

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

RAISED BY PHONES

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."