Screen Time Avoider Pillows

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

Tunnel of TV

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

Free Little Library

"No screen time means more scream time."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Deposit phones here

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

RAISED BY PHONES

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."