Screen Time Savior Pillows

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I'm bored."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

I should probably get out more.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"He's an indoor cat."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Deposit phones here

Facebook's business model

The End of the Internet

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'