Screen Time Savior Pillows

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

The kids watch too many stupid shows. I agree. So let's pull the plug! Which one?

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I'm bored."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Graduates on their phones

I should probably get out more.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"He's an indoor cat."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Facebook's business model

Deposit phones here

The End of the Internet

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'