Screen Saviors Pillows

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

TV-Man

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Cool game!"

Mind control

"It's your turn, kid."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"She died doing what she loved."

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

TV versus Books

"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."

Computer viruses

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'