System Saviors Pillows

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

~ S.O.S.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

How to save the Planet...

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

IUCN Pronouns

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Computer viruses

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Prisoner of pollution.

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Blue screen of death

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."