"How was the gig you went to last night?"
Screen Time Savers Pillows
Bring cozy comfort to their space with pillows that celebrate leisure. Our screen time savers pillows make relaxing on the sofa or bed even more enjoyable.
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"I'm bored."
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Modern camping
"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"
"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"
"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."
DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.
"No screen time means more scream time."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
Deposit phones here
'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'
'U-S-A! U-S-A!'
Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!
No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!
'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'
The End of the Internet
'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'
"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"
"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."
"I'd look up from my phone for you!"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"
Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.
'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'
Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."
Screen Time Savers Pillows Collection
Screen Time Savers Mugs
Explore our collection of screen time savers mugs for humorous and heartfelt designs that celebrate leisure moments.
Screen Time Savers Prints
Browse our screen time savers prints to add a fun and inspiring touch to their home decor.
Screen Time Savers T-Shirts
Check out our screen time savers t-shirts, featuring witty and creative designs perfect for relaxed, casual style.