Screen Savers Pillows

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Mind control

"Cool game!"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Save money on the web.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

computer trick with teapot and cup

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Screen Addict

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'