Screen Saver Aficionado Pillows

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"I'm bored."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Binary Man

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

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"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Traditional Family Meals

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'That website has been blocked.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."