Screen Saver Critic Pillows

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"I was hoping for a better mirage than a screen saver of images."

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"God, I love this show!"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"Cool game!"

Mind control

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

Screen Addict