Screen Saver Junkie Pillows

"I've thought long and hard about my new year's resolution...It's 1024x768."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm bored."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

100 best beheadings

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Spooning

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Screensaver says project compiling.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Stop Staring at Me!

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

First Place Layabout

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."