Screen Junkie Pillows

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Stop Staring at Me!

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mobile addiction

100 best beheadings

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Spoiler alert."

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."