Screen Junkie Prints

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Stop Staring at Me!

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mobile addiction

100 best beheadings

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Spoiler alert."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Movies vs. Films

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

Eva Mendez

Mog The Week

Spooning

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K