Screen Addict Prints

"He looks so natural."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"I wish I knew you as well as google does."

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

"You're so pedantic about screen ratios!"

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."

"She's suffering from separation anxiety. I grounded her from her phone for 10 minutes."

"Special effects are particularly awesome on this model until the 85 inches of ultra high definition burns a hole in your retina."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Going back...

"Help, doc, I'm dying! Well, not me...my phone battery."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Don't look at me! I'm doing MY part!"

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

The Millennial Falcon.

"Any chance I could update my Facebook page?"

"Did you have to bring that bloody phone on holiday?"

"My husband just found out he left his mobile phone at home."

"Larry. We're being rescued. Larry. Hey, Larry...oh, well."

"Losing signal is NOT an 'existential crisis'!"

"I miss the days when he brought me his leash to go for a walk. Apparently, he's been watching our kids, because now all he wants to do is get on the phone."

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

"Ahem!"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

My mother, the PC.

"He's more of a retrosexual."

First Place Layabout

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"Which way did he go?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

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