Media Junkie Pillows

'Are we talking about political reality, media reality or the real reality?'

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Well, that's all the news, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait until something else happens.'

Child planning to run away from home

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You'll never find a skeleton in my closet.'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

Ian Hislop

'I am going to watch the news. Do you know where my rose-coloured glasses are?'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

The Ultimate Reality TV

Today's movies and TV shows give sex and crime a bad name.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

I think I might like to be a journalist.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The World's First Talking Dog,

Vulture reading 'Meat' magazine.

Entourage HMO - Healthcare for Celebrities & Their Hangers-on.

'Our public broadcasting will return to it's regular programming right after this message of guilt.'

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

TV overdose.

"Face it - nothing gets done in an election year."

Entertainment Tonight

"Play the cat video again!"

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

With TV today, you can experience culture shock without even leaving the comfort of your home!

Tabloid Times. Do we have space for another piece on Jennifer Lopez? Sure, there's always room for J-Lo!

Quality Family Time.

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