Digital Junkie Pillows

"Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like..."

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

E-mail addiction

Wife putting a laxative in her husbands drink to get him away from his computer

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Internet Cafe

Primordial Schmooze

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I need a more interactive you."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'Rap sheets! All the latest criminal stats! Get your rap sheets here!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The World's First Talking Dog,

Books and Phones

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

I'd rather be phishing.

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'