Digital Media Junkie Pillows

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Graduates on their phones

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

The Digital Family

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Ian Hislop

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Life is ghoul

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The World's First Talking Dog,

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

Isolated by technology

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Social Networks

"Get closer to the leaves with the most color. C’mon, this will be a great screen saver!"

Watching TV around the world

Underrated tweet

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

'Stocks rose on news that in the corporate boardroom and in politics, hot air always rises.'

"Face it - nothing gets done in an election year."

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

Today's movies and TV shows give sex and crime a bad name.