Digital Media Aficionado Pillows

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Newspaper suicide.

How logos change over time.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Binge Watch

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

The Thinker?

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

Modern Life Blues

Smartphone Sonogram

Selfie World

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Is anything good on?"

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."