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"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

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'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Textin’"

Graduates on their phones

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'New Game'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

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