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"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Textin’"

Terry had a computer bug.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'New Game'

How logos change over time.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'