Digital Lifestyle Devotee T-Shirts

"My best friend is my phone."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I'll never forget you."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

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