Digital Media Buff Pillows

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

Banned Audio Books

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Chasebook

Newspaper suicide.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Binge Watch

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The Plasmas.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly