Media Buff Pillows

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

'I can't forgive you until you have apologised in front of the media.'

Attention Deficit Disorder

Then and Now.

Yesterday's News Tomorrow.

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'Son, when I was your age we only had on T.V.- we could only watch three channels. There was no remote control...'

Complaint department flees from media

'...Breaking news coming in...'

Footballer About to Take a Penalty With Camera Crew In Front of Goal.

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Monks watching television, TV and radio times, 'Eurovision contemplative silence contest'

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor's cheque just bounced.'

"... and, that's Dale. He's our fact checker."

"I will not answer specific questions. Please have some respect for my position's ambiguity."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Balancing Digital and Paper News

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"I mean, like in painting, we'd be called a 'school'."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Operating Room

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Sorry You Have Temporarily Lost Your Audience

Larry King

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"You said that as a musician you don't make political statements. What made you make such a strong political statement?"

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

If nobody had invented graphics

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