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Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

Review of Time Out New York

'Are you asleep, or are you still reading?'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"This toy is so cool, they put it in the centerfold."

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Getting to Know You

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Our Two Parties, Explained

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stephen Fry

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Tina Turner

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Rock and a Hard Place