Magazine Buff Pillows

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Are you asleep, or are you still reading?'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"This toy is so cool, they put it in the centerfold."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Have you no common scents?!'

DUNVOTIN

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Tina Turner

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Some scents are nonsense.

Rock and a Hard Place

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'