Newspaper Buff Pillows

"Grrr."

'Here's the answer to that trick puzzle they set last week - it's impossible.'

Standing Passengers

Paper Wasp.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Stephen Fry

DUNVOTIN

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Rock and a Hard Place

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Newspaper suicide.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'