Broadcasting Buff Pillows

Lord Reith

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Christmas Newsreader

'Happy 50th PBS.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Our public broadcasting will return to it's regular programming right after this message of guilt.'

'We need to pull the plug on this radio show - there's too much dead air.'

Adrian Chiles

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Okay after 101.3 and 95.7, then what's your favourite station?

Herding sheep.

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

Toffee for the commentators

Branson vs Murdoch.

Joe Franklin

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"... but when the broadcasting company sent him $5,000 for his first script we laughed out of the other side of our mouths."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Stephen Fry

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Woman and TV.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."