Talk Show Buff Pillows

Piers Morgan says what we're all thinking.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He does lack social skills.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Beware of the frog"

"And would you like flies with that?"

Cat Hecklers

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.