Reality Show Buff Pillows

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Beware of the frog"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.