Broadcast Buffs Pillows

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."