Broadcast Aficionado Pillows

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Feelings towards radios #4 Man sitting on a radio looking sad.

Larry King

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

100 best beheadings

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'