Broadcasting Enthusiast Pillows

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

"You're on caller. What's your problem?"

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Radio phone-in: 'Hello, how are you' time wasters.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

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