Broadcasting Aficionado Pillows

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV jester.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

100 best beheadings

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Succession 2

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'