Broadcasting Aficionado Gifts

Suzy Kolber

Bernard Derome: If the trend continues...I'll be retiring in 2009.

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

Cliff Morgan

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Love is when you watch television together.

TV jester.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

TV-Man

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Succession 2

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.