Broadcast Aficionado Gifts

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Brianna Keilar

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Feelings towards radios #4 Man sitting on a radio looking sad.

Larry King

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

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