Broadcast Connoisseurs Gifts

We apologise for the break in service, but while we've been off air, there's been a break in service.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'