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We apologise for the break in service, but while we've been off air, there's been a break in service.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Ian Hislop

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'