Broadcast Enthusiast Pillows

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

"This Just In."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'...This is the Ten O'Clock Report, brought to you by the Eleven O'Clock Report....'

Tony Blair.

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Nothing News

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

TV-Man

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?