Broadcast Enthusiast Pillows

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

"This Just In."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Mark Thompson

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

Lloyd Robertson stays on...

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'...This is the Ten O'Clock Report, brought to you by the Eleven O'Clock Report....'

Tony Blair.

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Nothing News

Chris Evans

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"

Kaitlan Collins - Chief W. H. Correspondent CNN

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"