Bbc Aficionado Gifts

BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cut!

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Succession 2

100 best beheadings

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

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