Bbc Fan Gifts

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

TV Licensing detection unit van

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'Einsteiners.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Time for Tea!

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Peter Cook

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Pikey and Chav.

Socks and Sandals

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

News Wear World

Gogglebollox.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Queen reigning.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Martin Clunes.