Bbc Fans Gifts

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

Downton Abbey

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Time for Tea!

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Peter Cook

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Pikey and Chav.

Gogglebollox.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Socks and Sandals

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Queen reigning.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

Martin Clunes.

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Rowan Atkinson

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"