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"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Time for Tea!

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Gogglebollox.

Socks and Sandals

Pikey and Chav.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Queen reigning.

Rowan Atkinson,

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."