British Media Fan Pillows

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Time for Tea!

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Peter Cook

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

David Bowie

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Pikey and Chav.

Socks and Sandals

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor

Queen reigning.

All British Space Mission

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Rowan Atkinson

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Rowan Atkinson,

Martin Clunes.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."