British Tv Buffs Pillows

Dalek Marketing

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Gogglebollox.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

Books versus TV.

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'A humanitarian war? -- Now, why didn't I think of that?'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'