British Television Buff Pillows

Matt Smith

Richard Wilson.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

I love the Shard

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Homo Zapiens

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Woman and TV.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Couch Potatoes

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"We need to walk."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"