British Television Buff Pillows

Richard Wilson.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Downton Abbey Road"

I love the Shard

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Woman and TV.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Couch Potatoes

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."