British Telly Buff Pillows

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Homo Zapiens

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Tunnel of TV

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Woman and TV.

Presenter Auditions.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Couch Potatoes