Tv Buff Pillows

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

Pandemic Jeopardy

'Illiterate? Can't read? -- Just send for our free brochure....'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Game shows for I.R.S. agents.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"I don't understand all this nonsense about TV kiiling the art of conversation. I mean it's all we talk about."

'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'In commodities trading, the U.S. navy bean rose today against the German sausage, the French baguette, the Japanese rice cake...'

'What?!'

A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.

INTERACTIVE TV

'My oh my! Doesn't that newcaster seem well informed!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

'The dog sat on the remote and wouldn't let me watch TV.'

'…and this just handed to me - ‘Earth is being invaded by aliens!''

'...and 56% of our viewers have no attention span at all.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Child plugged into TV

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'It's the worst case I've ever seen!'

Remote control brains

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'We also have these in a widescreen format.'