Tv Buff Pillows

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

Pandemic Jeopardy

'Illiterate? Can't read? -- Just send for our free brochure....'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Game shows for I.R.S. agents.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Britain's got talent.'

'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'

"I don't understand all this nonsense about TV kiiling the art of conversation. I mean it's all we talk about."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

David Letterman

'In commodities trading, the U.S. navy bean rose today against the German sausage, the French baguette, the Japanese rice cake...'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

Remote control brains

Child plugged into TV

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'...and 56% of our viewers have no attention span at all.'

Apology, nothing worth being nostalgic about

'It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.'

Middle earth TV.

"We need to walk."

Student and ABC's.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

INTERACTIVE TV

A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.

Men Behaving Acceptably.