British Tv Buffs Gifts

Peter Capaldi

Dalek Marketing

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

John Laurie

Stephen Fry

Gogglebollox.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

June Brown

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

Barbara Windsor

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Books versus TV.

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Trevor Eve

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Martin Clunes.

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

'A humanitarian war? -- Now, why didn't I think of that?'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

Who's on First

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.